FM.24.09 - September 12-13, 2009

ckdake's picture

Had a good time at FM24 in the past? Missed out for some reason? Looks like we're up to it again this year, so clear your calendars. FM.24.09 will be the weekend of September 12-13, 2009!

FM.24.09

Check back here on fastermustache.org and on 24.fastermustache.org for details as they develop.

fathom's picture

wow

This graphic is both glorious and terrifying. It fills me with hope for the future of bicycle racing.

Will there be squids there

Will there be squids there for real? Sounds exciting. :-D

toekneebullard's picture

???

OK, so can someone explain to us noobs (me) what FM24 is exactly?

ckdake's picture

http://fastermustache.org/fm2

http://fastermustache.org/fm24 or use the links on 24.fastermustache.org. there is a lot there :)

toekneebullard's picture

Ah. I kept searching the

Ah. I kept searching the forums and only ever found stuff about when it was or should be, not what. Now I know!

durkie's picture

fm24 is all things to all men

and maybe one lucky woman.

conjob's picture

yes

hey, team fahrradgemeinschaft! will you still have me even if september 12 will be officially my first day back in the western hemisphere (and thus my first day back on a bicycle) after 3.5 months?

nice work, KR

i think mastodon wrote a song about this poster

roger3b's picture

epic

and 'bout time

X-topher's picture

its official

I think that poster should clear up any doubt. FM:Race Mountain Bike Team wants revenge. AVX, look out!

k-hole ben's picture

I believe Albert Einstein

I believe Albert Einstein said, "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." What a wise old man he was...

Alex's picture

AAAAAAAAARGH

Ticket prices... I'm-a gonna make it happen somehow.

fathom's picture

2 laps

.

Alex's picture

In my sleep, with a leg tied

In my sleep, with a leg tied behind my back and towing Seth wearing pink diapers in an antique carriage.

Teh Black Hole's picture

Don't...

mess around.

Alex's picture

Oops sorry

forgot it was meant to be a secret. At least I did not tell anyone about Mr. Wanky, right.

Teh Black Hole's picture

Alex... that was OUR secret.

Alex... that was OUR secret. It was supposed to be OURS and for no one else. ::sob:: ::sob::

toekneebullard's picture

OK, I'm trying to see if my

OK, I'm trying to see if my parents will come into town that weekend and watch my son. So pending their OK, I'll be looking for a team to join.

What if I don't fit into the goat or the squid categories?

Alex's picture

you fit

just show up... there will be teams being formed left and right

conjob's picture

or you can be like alex, and

or you can be like alex, and race solo till you almost pass out

Alex's picture

excellent idea

highly recommended

fathom's picture

you almost passed out during

you almost passed out during the race last year? poor thing. I didn't have any such problems myself.

toekneebullard's picture

No plans on racing solo.

Here's hoping things don't turn out like they did in middle school when we'd play kickball.

Alex's picture

no such memories

but it were to happen, it would be because people behind me were soooooooo sloooooow that I got bored

toekneebullard's picture

Mileage

What's the mileage for each lap?

ckdake's picture

http://fastermustache.org/fm2

http://fastermustache.org/fm24 has the details from years past. 24.fastermustache.org has all the public details we have so far for fm.24.09

toekneebullard's picture

I swear I read through it all

I swear I read through it all CK, I just didn't see anything in there about how many miles the lap was. The map was quite frustrating, in that it didn't give any measurements.

kurt's picture

the racers go from checkpoint to checkpoint

the mileage varies depending on the route you choose.

fathom's picture

Because there is no set

Because there is no set route, there is no way to determine official lap mileage. You get from checkpoint to checkpoint however you wish. Last year most people's laps were between 11.8 and 13 miles depending on which roads they were taking.

fathom's picture

jinx

d'oh

kurt's picture

mileage usually hovers

between 10 and 15 miles/lap

ericnico's picture

Roving SAG wagon

SSWC is the next weekend, can't blow myself up. I think I'll just provide race support via the Big Dummy, and train my liver a bit.

.

you've a big dummy?

gabriel's picture

right then

it's on

?

?

gabriel's picture

M.I.A.

ahh

not a fan. thanks for explaination

fathom's picture

awesome

my FM:Race teammate! I hope you will not be neutral support.

Alex's picture

Shit talking aside...

yours truly will be rootin' for ya.

I'll still kick you ass, of course, but I'll cheer you on every time I pass you on a lap.

fathom's picture

likewise

I am rooting for you to triumph over the daunting hurdles you will be facing-- not training as hard as me, not being in good shape, having a mediocre bike, travel fatigue...

Alex's picture

I'll have you know madam

That I am in excellent shape. Round is as good a shape as any.

You are right about the training though. There just aren't as many races in the calendar here, so I have been doing most of my cycling in spin classes - good effort, but they are too short.

fathom's picture

prepare to be chicked

No matter what you are actually doing, the only correct reply was that you are training like a batshit-crazy maniac, and that the difficulty of cycling in the lawless urban jungle of Recife is hardening you to a degree that I could never reach. And, that the bike you will be riding during fm24 is so nice it will be like bringing a gun to a knife fight.
I think this may be easier than I expected... spin class, eh?

Alex's picture

clearly

I passed you so fast last time that you did not notice the bike...

If motorists pulled guns on you in Atlanta, Recife would be preparing me beautifully.

fathom's picture

o rly

you are correct, I didn't notice your bike. Do tell, Alex...

Alex's picture

ask Gabe

he calls it "The Spaceship"

gabriel's picture

umm

Eduardo ain't using metal anymore?

Alex's picture

He is

but sparingly, mostly screws, cogs, chain and wheels (which may get swapped for dinossaurs once I leave she shithole income class I am in right now and shave a few pounds off the ole guteps muscle).

fathom's picture

oh

So this is a plastic bike? which you refer to as "he"? that's cute.

gabriel's picture

he = Edoardo

Alex's picture

Henceforth renamed

"The Spaceship" aka "Brock's Black Nightmare"