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Grow a Mustache Challenge! Ok here is the challenge: Grow a mustache before May 31st. If you come to the FM Bike Party May 31st with a genuine* mustache, you will get half off of your entry fee. Can you grow a mustache out of that baby face in 12 days? Can you modify your boring beard into a beautiful 'stache? Can you flip that flavor saver upside down? Prizes for the best 'stache! *Ladies with mustaches (genuine or not) will also get the half-off discount. |
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well, after winning the
well, after winning the 'cinco de mustache' contest at Aces bar in Kirkwood, I recently shaved. So if anyone needs some genuine mustache hair, I can provide.
Congrats!
I am sure you will have no problem growing it back before may 31st.
Gotta say
FM is on the forefront of gender issues too, despite my constant efforts at tasteless jokes.
just wait
Just wait until you see how we are treating the male-vs-female question in the gold sprints!
yeah
We Bought a really nice DD Sports Bra for the fastest female.
Just Kidding.
=)
Mustache Progress and definition of a true mustache
I accidentally posted a question - "how is everyone's mustache coming?" in the wrong thread so lets resume that discussion here.
Also, I have heard conflicting opinions about what defines or constitutes a mustache. I think we can all agree a full beard is not a mustache, and I am pretty sure if you don't have lip hair you don't have a mustache, but it gets fuzzy in between. I for one have seen some very nice mustaches with little soul-patch friends, but some people say "no islands". I think we should bring this to the message boards to set the standard, before Saturday. What do y'all think?
Would anybody
Would anybody in their right mind tell Frank Zappa he didn't have a mustache?
agreed
as long as the upper lip is what draws the eyes. it can't be hidden or camouflaged by surrounding hair.
that being said: I'm still no sure if I'll have the balls to bring the razor to the face on Saturday and shave my beard off.
Long time gone
In the mists of time, yours truly sported a top shelf 'stach. These days, I am retired from competition.
You, sir
are a prince among primates!
Excuse me Eddie Murphy...
"My friend says you don't have a mustache" - me
"Motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. Good night! Suck my dick!" - Eddie Murphy
He does
what he needs is a real suit instead of that polo shirt he is wearing.
Great picture!
The world's greatest guitarist had a fine mustache.
gentlemen!
Although I won't be here for this, allow this to serve as inspiration.
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
you wrecked their bandwidth.
you wrecked their bandwidth.
and i expect to see pictures of your 'stache representing in cali
man
after looking through that site, I really wish I had planned further ahead for this to have a better slate to work with.
http://cid-3c8c3ebd6797dda3.s
http://cid-3c8c3ebd6797dda3.skydrive.live.com/embedrow.aspx/Public/benm.jpg
http://cid-3c8c3ebd6797dda3.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/untitled.JPG
ew ew ew ew ew
get it off
Stache party
Anybody interested in getting together for moral support while we carve out our staches? I said I was gonna do it. And I'm gonna be on stage in front of you all for an hour!
i think Greg
I think Greg is on the lookout for a moral support group. I heard he was on the fence.
I'll do it
despite having to look like a 15 year old upon shaving it all off afterwards, I'll do it (if only to see what I would look like with it). Depending on my mood, I may shave a little early and let my smooth cheeks feel the breeze at mass.
thats my plan!
Mustache at Mass!
had we planned ahead
imagine what we could have done if we had only planned ahead . . .
. . . there's always dragon*con
I'm there
.
Prizes for the best 'stache!
Since you've already stated the prize for goldsprints, what are the 'stache goodies?
you got the most to work
you got the most to work with, so you're probably going to beat us.
that depends on many things,
that depends on many things, especially whether I'm allowed to enter, which depends on ...
yes, you have my permission
yes, you have my permission
Awwwwwwww
Ain't she understanding... a true keeper.
You got that boy whipped, girlfriend! Lay down the law!
She's got Jase whipped too!
ya shoulda been at breakfast...
Jennyuberdom:
Jennyuberdom: 1
Magicwandofthepatriarchy: 0
Ask about
the Jenny Action Figure--with Special Accessory Belt.
S/he don't need no belt
S/he brings her own accessories!
Ok, end thread hijack
Who else has a mustache?
WBMC rules
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Categories/categoriesperhc.html
dang!
now i really wish i had not shaved after Conyers! it was just getting hard to see myself in the mirror.
double dang!!
facial hair oppression!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5806843.html
It is done
I'm going to wait to unveil it at CM. I'll put up pictures tonight.
My chin is cold.
It feels good
I have a new sense of confidence about me. A "joie de vivre".
I'm beginning to wonder . . .
after having my mustache for ~5 hours now, I'm beginning to fear that this will be me come Sunday.
just be sure
to show your mustache the time of its life before it is gone.
???
This gets a discount?
Judges?
Count it!
I say it should.
And I have the law on my side. See Mustache Code Section 111-3(b).
brianstache
I just witnessed a shaving personally...
and it was good
and it makes me sad...
that i can't grow my own mustache...
see you guys in a minute
"why don't you shave that mustache and get a real bike?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPWAL06pDds&feature=related