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Tacit's picture
Submitted by Tacit on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 23:36

and now follows the The Ten Brommandments:

- Thou shalt drink Natural Ice at all times.
- Thou shalt own the entire discography of Dane Cook, Jack Johnson, and Dave Mathews.
- Thou shalt possess at least three salmon colored shirts.
- Thou shalt pop one's collar whenever possible.
- Thou shalt bathe in Axe Body Spray.
- Thou shalt wear birkenstock sandals.
- Thou shalt own a Nintendo Gamecube.
- Thou shalt wear a hat with a pre-frayed brim.
- Thou shalt watch Family Guy.
- Thou shalt play paintball.

A very in-depth guide to being a Bro

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gong's picture

I was just following

Submitted by gong on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 23:50.

I was just following Donnie's lead! I thought it was a sarcastic group. How many bros would even get what the "Riders of Brohan" would refer to?

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Tacit's picture

hahah, idk

Submitted by Tacit on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 00:09.

just shows how I'm on fb too much :)

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austinisnorobot's picture

well, huh.

Submitted by austinisnorobot on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 23:52.

I drink natty ice because I'm poor and it has plenty of booze for the money.
I own a wii(that explains why I'm so poor...), witch can play gamecube games.
I once shot my Gatech PA in the ass with a paintball.

so I am 3/10ths of the brommandments. fuck your stereotypes.

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franx's picture

Are birkenstocks okay

Submitted by franx on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 09:28.

if you wear them with black socks?

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wear whatever color socks

Submitted by Stupefying Jones on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 09:43.

wear whatever color socks you want, bro.

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v1ct0r's picture

only if you're german.

Submitted by v1ct0r on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 17:13.

only if you're german.

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jase's picture

Nein

Submitted by jase on Sat, 08/04/2007 - 09:07.

Not even then, really.

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spiffyk's picture

As far as I know

Submitted by spiffyk on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 10:25.

He's only guilty of owning a GameCube

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gong's picture

Not even! The GC is yours.

Submitted by gong on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 13:01.

Not even! The GC is yours.

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spiffyk's picture

I gave it to you

Submitted by spiffyk on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 13:24.

And the Wii plays GC games. Bro x2

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franx's picture

bro

Submitted by franx on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 07:15.

I just got some wii donkey kong game where you race by playing conga drums and it's in japanese. (Even the voices of the monkeys are different, like the monkeys of japan sound nothing like the monkeys of america.) 131201337!!1

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Dfunk's picture

Who the hell is Dane Cook?

Submitted by Dfunk on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 10:51.

Broternal

In other random music trivia: Variac has moved up in the world. They opened for the B52's last night.

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Tacit's picture

who ?!

Submitted by Tacit on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 15:35.

0_o

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Gaidig's picture

The second band

Submitted by Gaidig on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 09:19.

from FM 2.0

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Donnie D's picture

chumbawumba!

Submitted by Donnie D on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 14:57.

chumbawumba!

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Johnathon's picture

"Chumbawumba!!" - My Mantra

Submitted by Johnathon on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 15:45.

"Chumbawumba!!" - my bicycle mantra, because:

"I drink a whiskey drink" (in Rock Slurpes)...
"I get knocked down, but I get up again"
(...and then I go and knock THEM down)
"Ya never gonna keep me down!"

- bwa haa haa!!

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v1ct0r's picture

you take back that comment

Submitted by v1ct0r on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 17:14.

you take back that comment about family guy!

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brosama bin laden?

Submitted by paul h on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 11:19.

brosama bin laden?

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