If the members of FM were detectives:

Teh Black Hole's picture

Situation: A person is murdered

Level headed members of FM: "Ok, let's try and figure out a motive for this crime."

The other members of FM: "WHOA! A PERSON WAS MURDERED! ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THE VICTIM IS TO BLAME!?!?!"

Flame away.

Jeff's picture

Yawn...

Sorry, did I miss something while I was asleep?

Teh Black Hole's picture

Nah, it's just me voicing my

Nah, it's just me voicing my frustration... hence the 'flame away'.

Jeff's picture

frustration

A bit of lube and some one-handed reading material should take of that. vbg

conjob's picture

i've been spending too much time with my bike...

... i didn't get your joke, until i realized that it wasn't chain lube you were talking about.

Jeff's picture

Thank god

because I really didn't want to go into more detail than that.

Come to think of it, chain lube and the Park Big Blue Book might work for some people. :-)

Tacit's picture

-

http://ebiketools.com/images/products/PAW_12.jpg

....

but for serious I want one of these - my wrenches are 2-3 mm too small for threaded fork bearing race ( I think that's what it's called) :)

gabriel's picture

solution:

headset wrenches.

SOPO has them.

Tacit's picture

I have access to tools

I just don't have them :)

Tacit's picture

what if

it was suicide: murdering thy self

speedfreak's picture

Col. Mustard,

in the bike shop, with a chain whip.

Jeff's picture

Miss Scarlet

in the bike shop, with a chain whip. ;-)

rachael's picture

this looks like a job for BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!

**ADJUST!** **REPACK!** **INFLATE!**

conjob's picture

!

ALTER SADDLE!

jase's picture

Wow.

Womyn employing sharp imperatives. Hot.

v1ct0r's picture

Situation: This bike is a

Situation: This bike is a gun.

Level-headed members of FM: well, i have a gun. i guess i'll keep it for self-protection. i mean, i really don't have a need for it outside of that. i certainly hope i never have to use it. i'm glad i'm really glad i took that gun safety course before purchasing this side arm.

Other members of FM: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I THINK SOMEONE IS GONNA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! HOW DO I WORK THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 **click click** OMG IS IT LOADED???!!!!

Level-headed members of FM: D00d, we're just chillin' out and having a good time. How about some sweet tea?

Other members of FM: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! SOMEONE GOT SHOT AND I"M NEXT!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Level-headed members of FM: ...what out for your foot there....

Other members of FM: **BANG** OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!1

rachael's picture

internet zen

so like.. does anyone else try not to get all pissed off because people are idiots on the internet?

gabriel's picture

Woah...

I've been trying to develop that state of mind. We should have group medication.

gabriel's picture

uhh,

i mean meditation

Jeff's picture

Try both

Both is better.

IndyFan's picture

Pass it to the left.

Pass it to the left.

Jeff's picture

I say: Pass the Dutchie on

I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance