Situation: A person is murdered
Level headed members of FM: "Ok, let's try and figure out a motive for this crime."
The other members of FM: "WHOA! A PERSON WAS MURDERED! ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THE VICTIM IS TO BLAME!?!?!"
Flame away.
Don't tase' me, bro!!
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If the members of FM were detectives:![]() Situation: A person is murdered Level headed members of FM: "Ok, let's try and figure out a motive for this crime." The other members of FM: "WHOA! A PERSON WAS MURDERED! ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THE VICTIM IS TO BLAME!?!?!" Flame away. |
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Yawn...
Sorry, did I miss something while I was asleep?
Nah, it's just me voicing my
Nah, it's just me voicing my frustration... hence the 'flame away'.
frustration
A bit of lube and some one-handed reading material should take of that. vbg
i've been spending too much time with my bike...
... i didn't get your joke, until i realized that it wasn't chain lube you were talking about.
Thank god
because I really didn't want to go into more detail than that.
Come to think of it, chain lube and the Park Big Blue Book might work for some people. :-)
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http://ebiketools.com/images/products/PAW_12.jpg
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but for serious I want one of these - my wrenches are 2-3 mm too small for threaded fork bearing race ( I think that's what it's called) :)
solution:
headset wrenches.
SOPO has them.
I have access to tools
I just don't have them :)
what if
it was suicide: murdering thy self
Col. Mustard,
in the bike shop, with a chain whip.
Miss Scarlet
in the bike shop, with a chain whip. ;-)
this looks like a job for BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!
**ADJUST!** **REPACK!** **INFLATE!**
!
ALTER SADDLE!
Wow.
Womyn employing sharp imperatives. Hot.
Situation: This bike is a
Situation: This bike is a gun.
Level-headed members of FM: well, i have a gun. i guess i'll keep it for self-protection. i mean, i really don't have a need for it outside of that. i certainly hope i never have to use it. i'm glad i'm really glad i took that gun safety course before purchasing this side arm.
Other members of FM: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I THINK SOMEONE IS GONNA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! HOW DO I WORK THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 **click click** OMG IS IT LOADED???!!!!
Level-headed members of FM: D00d, we're just chillin' out and having a good time. How about some sweet tea?
Other members of FM: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! SOMEONE GOT SHOT AND I"M NEXT!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Level-headed members of FM: ...what out for your foot there....
Other members of FM: **BANG** OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!1
internet zen
so like.. does anyone else try not to get all pissed off because people are idiots on the internet?
Woah...
I've been trying to develop that state of mind. We should have group medication.
uhh,
i mean meditation
Try both
Both is better.
Pass it to the left.
Pass it to the left.
I say: Pass the Dutchie on
I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance