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Teh Black Hole's picture

Attention Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey and Maryland... I'm in ur state and I'm using my butt quarters to pay your tolls.

NYC was so awesome I crapped my pants with shite from the skreets. (pictures soon)

Food delivery dudes on bikes can EABOD.

Brooklyn is fucking huge.

I did not 'wuss out'. I rode all the way to 98th looking for 100 Amsterdam... CK never saw Manhattan north of 38th (edit - and he totally missed out, Midtown is where the hills are and the drivers are like ATL).

Brakeless isn't as bad as it sounds... it's like shaving your downstairs.

Snow sucks, and so does the stuff it leaves behind on the INSIDE of my frame.

Gregg's new street name is "Dandylion".

NYC needs to export some of their hot girls down south.

I'm going to sleep.

Teh Black Hole's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-vYu2Fjf4

BTW... I'm the dude with the orange bag... front and center going for the damn hole shot... bitches.

MACKIE's picture

forsyth and broome

HAHA that shit started right in front of my girlfriends apartment.

TWOTONE's picture

front'n like

you know them streetz!

Alex's picture

KILL THE THREAD

THE THREAD IS DEAD.

LONG LIVE THE THREAD.

LET'S WHINE ABOUT NOTE HAVING DATES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

DON'T MAKE BEN HAVE REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE.

Gaidig's picture

You cannot kill our dream

Teh Black Hole's picture

http://www.flickr.com/photos/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bicyclelove/393666586/in/set-72157594542481...

BTW... I'm the dude with the orange bag... being interviewed by Mike D... bitches.

awww

Dandylion is so adorable looking with his hip pouch! Seriously, good colour choice, Gregg.

Teh Black Hole's picture

PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND

PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND WRITE 666 ON YOUR ASS.

guerciotti's picture

Kinda like

ckdake's picture

dam you bud and your powers

dam you bud and your powers for making me hang out at trackstar taking pictures of people doing ridiculous things.

Teh Black Hole's picture

Results... bitches.

http://nycmassive.com/mt8/mt8results.htm

I totally got DNF... but Gregg was 48th and Jason was 51st... NICE!!! A-TOWN WHUT WHUT!!!

Teh Black Hole's picture

Some more...

you guys are famous!

Can I get your autograph?

Btw, CK is in the youtube video at the end in the bridge.

::edit:: I spent all evening last night checking and double checking youtube for that video and the bugger wouldn't load. Seriously happy that it did this morning.

X-topher's picture

congrats

Seth you looked fast as hell in the video. I can't believe Chris Cornell raced. He must have been rocking out whole time.

Nice work, guys. Looks like you rep'd A-Town like champs!

Teh Black Hole's picture

You couldn't see the 'fear

You couldn't see the 'fear sweat' dissolving the asphalt as I rode... fast indeed, but also scared shitless.

Another thing you really can't see/hear in the video is all the police sirens that started going off when we crossed Houston onto 1st Ave. Then the dude blowing up behind me and yelling "Fuck man GO GO GO GO". That is when the adrenaline took over.

conjob's picture

that's rad

nice job, guys.

what i wanna know is, did the guy on the pennyfarthing finish? cause if he did, that's hard core.

griggey's picture

there were three manifests

and he did the first and the third. which is still really hardcore.

I love that guy.

MT8 with a pennyfarthing. Seriously. We need more awesome crazy people here.

Alex's picture

Bitchin' guys

Congrats on a job well done. Wish I coulda gone, but The Man, oh, The Man He make me work day and night...

guerciotti's picture

Dang, thats awesome guys.I

Dang, thats awesome guys.

I can feel my own regret moving in like a noreaster.

I love the video, you guys were like a pack of killer african bees just swarming and then vanishing. ninja bees.

Did you see any Hess Dogs/WoF?

I think this photo is Jason?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bicyclelove/394079688/in/set-72157594542481...

griggey's picture

yeah it is

and no other a-towners

Tokyo

Tokyo seemed to be reppin'.

griggey's picture

the way i see it

other than the two kids from tokyo, i was the fist from out of the north east. and those boston kids deal with stuff just like new york.

side note: i would say we drove the furtherest. everyone further is too far to drive. yay us and sitting in cars for 15 hours.

guerciotti's picture

The way I see it, you guys

The way I see it, you guys kicked some ass.

Looks like half the field was DNF, and you and Jason managed to finish in the top ~25%.

Did you have any trouble finding the checkpoints?
Were you guys even going balls to the wall?
Was getting thru the traffic a bitch?

PS. I see Luke Skywalker came in 86th.

the force

was not with him!

Boston doesn't count at all. ATL all the way yo. I also need you to explain the ripping something off a taxi to me again...

griggey's picture

we road with the map close

we road with the map close at hand, but we had things memorized pretty well between the two of us. we road together the whole time and pretty hard. i think we both shoulder-checked a few people in cross walks, hit a number of mirrors, and i took one of the front vertical black rubber bumper thingy's off with my back wheel. So we wern't chillin, but i would say there was a little room to have gone faster. We would wait on eachother (jason and me) if needbe. BUT we prob wouldn't have been as fast without eachother so the way i see it it balances out.

ohhh

I can't believe that didn't f-up your back wheel. I wonder what the driver though. hehe

griggey's picture

its a smidge

out of true, but other than that it good shape. I'm still waiting for a reasonable hour (not sure if shes awake yet) to call Rachael to break the news to her (because its her wheel). Panda said he'll true it up for me and I'll ask him to make sure there wasn't anything i missed but i rode on it for the rest of the race without any problems. no flats or anything.

Alex's picture

Whoo Hoo, cab damage

YEAH! Fuck the working poor and those damn immigrants!

Tacit's picture

?

is the rout posted somewhere? ( or do you have it?)

griggey's picture

the way it worked

There were three manifests: two manhattan and one brooklyn. You chose b/w the two manhattan manifests first. Everyone had to go to 61st st. first (so 63 blocks away from us) then do the rest of the checkpoints. Once you complete your first manifest you go back to the start to get the other manhattan one. Do all of it (don't go to 61st again) then go back for the brooklyn one. The last stop on there is the finish.

Manifest 1:
61st b/w 1st and 2nd ave.
The other BicyTaxi
___________________
___________________

Manifest 2:
61st between 1st and 2nd ave
BicyTaxi on 5th st
Mama's restaurant
___________________

Brooklyn:
Trackstar
King Kog
Finish (some bar)

seth, chris and jason'll have to help me out with the rest. i cant remember

ckdake's picture

all i know is the party was

all i know is the party was at trackstar. Thats where you had to write a 666 on your butt. That wasn't part of the official plan but people think of crazy things at parties that also happen to be race checkpoints.

I think

that crazy things should happen at Broken Hearts parties that also happen to be checkpoints.

We need to bump up the scene here yo.

griggey's picture

we're working on it.

i agree.

rachael's picture

yes, please.

glad you're inspired. now: go nuts.

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I say the ----------- should make us do something crazy at their checkpoint.

And for all the rest of you manning a checkpoint, get creative! Please?

rachael's picture

how about..

..not talking about the checkpoints on a public forum.

ckdake's picture

thats one thing i dont mind

thats one thing i dont mind -----ing out ;)

damnit.

Sorry. :(

I didn't know that wasn't public knowledge. I tried to delete the post but it won't let me.

Why do I always stick my SPD-SL cleat in my mouth?

Dfunk's picture

If that's the worst you ever

If that's the worst you ever do it, consider yourself lucky.

rachael's picture

ps

i love you, jess.

pps

I love you more.

Seriously, I can't wait for Saturday.

Teh Black Hole's picture

First manifest, other two

First manifest, other two checkpoints... I know this cause I lost it... 315W 38th and 100 AMSTERDAM.

chrisd372's picture

While that looks like a

While that looks like a whole lot of fun, it also kind of makes me go "Well no wonder NYPD is a bunch of a-holes towards CM."

Jean Pierre's picture

You guys are fucking awesome!

Thanks for putting the ATL on the map. Finally, I someone from Atlanta repd at MT. I'm sooooo jealous. I really wanted to go but instead decided to design conference in Savannah that was on the same day. Seth you were looking strong in that video. Good work.

ckdake's picture

My stuff's up. Hit up the

My stuff's up. Hit up the ckdake.com for details and pictures. I may put up more words later.

why does it look like this

why does it look like this car is still driving? tell me there was just a problem with your auto focus.

Alex's picture

Its NYC, fool!

What, you think that'll stop anyone?

ckdake's picture

it looks that way because

it looks that way because thats how it is. Hence the picture. We weren't concerned enough to do anything about it, but we were concerned!

That reminds me of that

That reminds me of that scene from Tommy Boy in which the hood of their car flies up like that... then later on the deer wakes up and, well, you know the rest.

Crappy movies are great!