Official Race Annoucement #2

kurt's picture

Fluffy Bunny Kitty Brigade 2: Deadly Death Machines of Death will kick your ass tomorrow.

let the 'official'

let the 'official' fm24markII preday trash talking commence.

Cody's picture

lolz

Apparently, Kurt didn't get the memo.

jase's picture

Team Keine Panik! Fears Nothing

We will hold you aloft by your bunny ears and slap your kittens until their fluff falls off.

Cody's picture

I would also like to allude to this:

jase's picture

Augenblick

Hare today, gone in a nanosecond.

ckdake's picture

congrats on comment 25,000!

congrats on comment 25,000!

jase's picture

Dumbass Hypothetical

If 'Comment 25,000' were the name of a bike, what kind of bike would it be?

Stupefying Jones's picture

i'm sure it would have

i'm sure it would have mustache handlebars

Alex's picture

Was that Austin?

Was that Austin?

MACKIE's picture

took all the fluff outta

took all the fluff outta that bunny

TWOTONE's picture

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SNAP!

jase's picture

Ruts

Your steroid-monkey team will run so many laps they'll leave a ruts in the concrete, no doubt.

TWOTONE's picture

we

actually left that rut in the mittle of highland heading towards glen iris. Steroids?

well then, in addition to

well then, in addition to opening up the roadway you may have just opened yourself up for a series of hardfought lawsuits.

TWOTONE's picture

oh yeah?

we also rode in a pack and inadvertendly ripped up the far right lane of west peach heading towards 10th.

shit that's right, does

shit that's right, does anyone know what the repaving schedule is? are they going to be out there paving all weekend?

TWOTONE's picture

ok. seriously

i am afraid they will rip up more. IT COULD GET HIDEOUS!

Got that right, my team will

Got that right, my team will be ripping it up tomorrow.

you guys might be more comfortable on the sidewalk. vbg.

Jean Pierre's picture

i for see

people having some serious trouble there.

Cody's picture

True, W' Ptree blows chunks (literally of pavement)

But then man, defeating many millennia of base human nature and emotional whims, used reason as his guide and science as his only set of methodologies...and thus, invented the extra tube.

kurt's picture

Excuse me. I have a very important announcement to make.

Cannonball!!!!!1

rachael's picture

team tatertaint

will be chillaxin real hard.

speedfreak's picture

Parliament Bikadelic

team Parliament Bikadelic has got a plan so secret even we don't know what we are doing. So just be prepared for something!

austinisnorobot's picture

the fucking brigade.

we don't fuck around. we kick ass. right kurt?

kurt's picture

Watch your asses

They will all be kicked

Dfunk's picture

Gotta catch up to us first.

Gotta catch up to us first.

bingo.

bingo.

austinisnorobot's picture

the only time we'll be catching up...

...is when we catch you from behind to lap yer sorry ass.