March Critical Mass

ckdake's picture
Mar 31 2006 - 6:07pm
Mar 31 2006 - 9:19pm

Details:
http://www.criticalmassatlanta.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass
So on the last friday of the month as usual, CM rides again. February was awesome. Aside from the run in with the popo, which wasn't a big deal at all. When blue lights flash, just get to the right. Awesome.
The usual CM boilerplate type list:

  • This is NOT a protest or war or fight or anything like that. It's people riding bikes because they want to. If you want to ride to protest, awesome. If you want to ride because theres a beer at the end, awesome. If you happen to ride because you were just on a bike and don't even know whats going on, awesome.
  • This is not an FM event. We just spread the word
  • Publicity should say every month instead of this specific month so the same places don't need to be revisited every time.
  • Yay for routes. Aside from that not so nice bunch that kept saying mean things about people polling about the routes (,,|,, to you), they're great and make people want to come back it seems.

Critical Mass is a group bicycle ride held after work the last friday of every month. The goal is to raise bicycle awareness and celebrate/improve rider solidarity. With enough riders CM ocupies the entire street and stifles less logical traffic (i.e. cars & SUVs). The message is simple - Bikes don't interfere with traffic, bikes ARE traffic. It is by no means a dificult ride and riders of all skill/experience levels are encouraged to join. We ride slowly to maximize our density and impact. Past rides have been high in energy and enthusiasm with positive vibes flowing like crazy. Rides often end with drinks and conversation at a friendly bar. Faster Mustache encourages its members and other riders to strip off unecessary clothing to improve our visibility and simplify everything. Wear a speedo, or underwear, or take your shirt off, or wear nothing.

Teh Black Hole's picture

First Post.

FIrst off, let me say my head is throbbing.

Secong off,, hells yeah, can't wait.

snot rocket's picture

dude, i owe you a Sparks

to phil on the BMX bike who got a flat on peachtree near the Imperial hotel and rode that shit all the to N. Highlans and Ponce, "dude I owe you a Sparks." I hope you made it home safe. Sorry I couldn't help you w/ your flat. According to Donald, the only thing to do to fix that is use some tire foam stuff that you spray into the tire.

Also, good job dfunk. That route was pretty awesome.

that advice was never

that advice was never offered from me at any time that would hold up in court, if ever. Stan's NoTubes tire sealant is apparently the shit though. but you should have it in before you have a flat.

snot rocket's picture

oh ok

i misunderstood you

Dfunk's picture

Glad you enjoyed it.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Jeff's picture

How about

next time dropping the capital loop and adding something in the CNN Center area. Maybe going down Marietta from Five Points and then back to Peachtree. Then take Piedmont up to Monroe then back to VA/Highlands. Something like this:
Map linky

Teh Black Hole's picture

Word

Excellent Idea! I like the Peidmont to Monroe part especially. I made one small change, going over Ponce to N Ave and then to Moreland.

Linky

Jeff's picture

If one of the reasons

to take one road over another is to make a 'bigger' impression on the cagers, then I think taking a left on Ponce and then a right on Moreland to L5Ps is going to impact more of our friends in cars.

But then again, I could be wrong...

Teh Black Hole's picture

I just like the 'bike

I just like the 'bike salute' we do across Ponce, and rolling by APB.

Teh Black Hole's picture

Own it or Share it.

I figured I'll post it here since it came up during the ride... should we adopt a stance of "own the road" or one of "share the road" when it comes to the number of lanes we occupy during CM.

I am down for owning the road, b/c cars zipping past us in the right lane does not seem safe (p-tree and 10th come to mind as the only two, and having a line of cyclists that is 150-250 feet long, the drivers are going to be tempted to overtake us at a high speed to pass us, and to miscalculate the size of the mass, and maybe try to merge into us to make a right turn).

We should definately fully occupy the lane on two lane roads, as the law specifies that we have the right to take anypart of the lane when road surfaces are less than optimal (that's basically all of ATL).

We should also ask drivers that inadvertantly get into the middle of the mass to stop and wait for a few seconds (45-55) until we fully pass them to insure our safety as well as theirs :) (a big smile and an introduction, ie. your name and a handshake, goes miles with pissed off people). I've also noticed, bending the legs and getting more at eye level with the driver helps to calm the situation also.

Stupefying Jones's picture

after the popo yelled to not

after the popo yelled to not take up the whole road, I know a lot of people were clamoring to leave a lane open to cars.

I can't help but feel that a line of fast moving cars next to the mass is just asking for trouble. One of the cars will want to turn through the mass. Plus, when we hit lights and cork the intersection, now you've got one lane moving and one lane not....

for what its worth, my vote is "own the road".

ckdake and I (mostly ckdake

ckdake and I (mostly ckdake though) had an idea for a solution to this: bike ushers, two riders abreast with signage that advises a car to 'follow us to the front', and we escort cars through one at a time on the left side.

skiptown's picture

this could be

alot of hastle and alot of risk for letting a couple of cars per block be able to pass the mass?

...or maybe the webmaster

...or maybe the webmaster and i are just too cool for school. there's only one way to resolve this: a walkoff.

skiptown's picture

the short pier

wait am i in this walkoff or are you two walking off

fredo's picture

Ride to CNN/Philips Arena to show the Hawks CM

there was definately a problem of massing up last night... people may have wanted to keep distance incase of worse scenerio. I think the issue of lanes came when we were taken five/six lanes of traffic, those big ass one way roads are ridiculous. When it comes down to two/three lane traffic, we need to own the road.

Furthermore, I vote for CNN/Philips/Omni loop to Aquarium. The last friday of March has a Hawks home game at 7.00.
Enough of this five points business... lets switch up to Decatur!

Jeff's picture

You mean

ride out to Decatur? Sweeet! We could take DeKalb Ave--and it would probably be the first time I would feel safe on that road. And put us Decatur folks closer to home...

massing up and owning the road

I don't know...it seems as if the # of riders is expanding and that's partly because it's so safe for riders. If we start yielding more to traffic then that's going to lead to more danger, and it won't be as much fun to ride. Biking at a breezy 5 mph is frightening when someone in the lane next to you is doing 55 in an esuvee.
We should always own whatever road we're on, for safety's sake. But we shouldn't own it for too long. Going straight down the same street for a mile or so is boring, and if there are few parallel steet alternatives, irritating to drivers. Instead we should kick it up by turning more often and taking over more streets.
Drivers are going to be angry, I don't know why, I guess it has something to do with how they feel like they're getting fucked by gas prices (their own fault really). So, to be on the safe side, just smile and walk away. As individuals in the mass we should exhibit passive resistance, but as a whole we're somewhat more active (although still not violent).

Jeff's picture

I have no trouble with

a ride with more turns, but I think you might end up losing the trailing end of the ride. It seems difficult to keep the ride from stretching out--the one up front want to go and the ones in the back sometimes have trouble keeping up.

nargilamonster, do you have a suggested route? Would you post a gmap of a proposed route so we can either tear it apart or praise you for the superior being you are.

TWOTONE's picture

seriously.

routes. are bogus. own the road. we are traffic we win.

Dfunk's picture

I fail to see how having a

I fail to see how having a route prevents us from owning the road and being traffic. Please explain.

DVA's picture

great,

no one would see us !!!

hey man, what width would

hey man, what width would you want those bars in? not that you have to get them, but i am trying to get enough stuff down for us to be able to put an order in on monday or tuesday. They have 40 42 and 44 in stock.

Teh Black Hole's picture

.

David Van Didn't fucking show up to CM this month.

socmoth's picture

yeah really, and i know you

yeah really, and i know you didn't completely sleep through it

DVA's picture

shit

not too sure, i guess 42, i guess. sure yeah, that sounds cool.

i was DVAbsent, DVAloof, and DVAsleep

v1ct0r's picture

regardless of teh situation

you're always DVAwesome, david.

:-*

just come out next month, ya?

Jacquelyn's picture

David

DVAnacronym or possibly DVAbbreviation

snot rocket's picture

wow 2 posts in one week

from the girl who has been totally absent since before 99% of us got here (including me). welcome back

daniel's picture

critical mass

is about taking up the road. if you want to leave a lane open for cars, then create Wimpy Mass on the first sunday of every leap year. if we have to move over for a cop, then so be it, but that doesnt mean 5 mins later the road isnt ours again. this topic comes up after every CMASS and aventually you all need to just embrace the idea behind the ride... we share the road everyday we ride... cmass is the once chance for us to own the road.

btw i thought the regrouping of CMASS on friday was perfect... that was the first time the mass has (had to) split up. kudos to those that helped 'mass up'

if we are going to keep repeating routes i suggest doing the aquarium/cnn/atlantaic station route again. if we are going to do something new, a ride to downtown decatur on ponce or exploring canterberry hills area might be awesome. we dont always need to have maximum commercial/retail exposure. if it takes 2 miles of neighborhoods on a heavily trafficed road to get to downtown decatur and a change of scenery, it might be worth it... we would still be stalling traffic at least.

-d

i have no problem with

i have no problem with taking up the whole road. but the idea of chaperoning a car up occasionally, slowly, giving us all an opportunity to say something about the ride and spread the word a little better seemed like something worth talking about over a few beers.

TWOTONE's picture

thank you.

word up.

Teh Black Hole's picture

.

"cmass is the once chance for us to own the road"

+1

Jeff's picture

I think

it is easier and/better for us to own Peachtree St-like roads, instead of one-way Courtland-like streets. The traffic backs up behind the mass on one-way streets, but there is little chance to interact with the drivers. When we ride along 2-ways streets, there are many opportunities to talk and explain CM to people in the opposite lane. Peachtree, Marietta (near CNN) and Highland are great streets to interact on.

whitney's picture

a++

i concur

DVA's picture

yeah

its gives another set of cars the chance to say, WHEW, im glad im not behind those fuckers, but hey, that shit looks awesome!!

see... and he's probably

see... and he's probably sober right now too.

fredo's picture

that is true... we get more

that is true... we get more responses from vehicles coming from the opposite direction. Additionally, it is the only time we actually interact with cars that are not trapped in intersections.

Speaking of drivers trying to outrun the mass... remember that car on edgewood speeding up the wrong side of the road thinking he could get around us but then had to slam on his brakes because the mass was too large and then getting stuck at the red light. That was awesome!

elisabeth's picture

february CM.

got a silly mention on atlanta metblogs.

I'm gonna be the one to say...

Bike lifts are weird. I don't get it.

v1ct0r's picture

d00d!!!111onoenoenoen

bikes are liek, teh superior and shit!!!1111

actually, i've never done teh bike lift.

and i never said teh pledge in high school.

Jean Pierre's picture

I must agree....

I really don't understand the bike lift either. I know that it's supposed to be some kind of symbolic act but it is a little awkward. What if instead, everybody just did a track stand in the middle of the intersection. That would be way sweet. lol

Soymilk_Gun's picture

since the weather has been

since the weather has been nice latley i think its tiem to pull out those thongs and g-strings...i wanna see all the boys (and girls...if you must)in their sluttiest thongs this month

snot rocket's picture

faster ass crack

if this happens. i'm riding w/ a blindfold on....i don't wanna see that shit.

DVA's picture

poo

saddle

that's why you get one with

that's why you get one with a cutout.

DVA's picture

like

those cowboy pants! i whish i could quit pooo

tush-ay

tush-ay

austinisnorobot's picture

you motherfucker!

I blame you for this cold as balls weather!

Gutter Bunny's picture

CMMarch

I think we should take this Cm ad take it out and throw it down. Ride on it, and then dance on it, drink on it, and love on it. Just like the old days.

PS.
whatever happened to the faster cape idea?

DVA's picture

thats a

god damn good idea, and a mother fucking good question.

socmoth's picture

i think i confused some

i think i confused some people at work when i died laughing at that illustration

kurt's picture

Critical March

I know Critical Mass March is going to be sweet. Too bad I will be shreddin' the slopes along the Continental DVide. This will be my first Critical Mass absence in 8 months...

Alex's picture

You're fired!

You're fired!

lucky

I'm jealous. where are you headed?

kurt's picture

Copper Mountain

and a short reprieve in colorado springs.

copper's probably my favorite mountain

after whistler/blackcomb....but yeah, you can't really beat w/b in the US. bring me back a trail map?

kurt's picture

YES!

Whistler is my favorite too, but not so good late in the season because the elevation is way lower than Colorado. I've ridden almost everywhere in Colorado, Copper being the only one left for me (except Aspen which doesn't allow snowboarders and probably sucks a fat one anyway)

Teh Black Hole's picture

Fantastic place... to

Fantastic place... to dislocate your knee.

Have fun, that area of CO is gorgeous and very light on the breathing.

v1ct0r's picture

you are NOT invited

don't bother coming back, kurt....

....

...okay, just kidding.

HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR KRITICAL KURTSTACHE!!!11

less than three

niCki's picture

oh geeze victor...

you just said less than three.

v1ct0r's picture

oh jeez icki nicki

you're less than three feet tall. and a majority of that is your HAIR!!!1

snot rocket's picture

is there a reason this isn't

is there a reason this isn't stickied? the main page just seems naked w/out it.

ckdake's picture

i've just been slackin.

i've just been slackin. fixed.

Alex's picture

Route

Is taking Ponce to Decatur too hilly? That is a fucking gnarly route, traffic wise, and it would be nice to get the drivers to chill out a bit. I think it would be about 5 miles each way, and we can return on a different route instead of Ponce (which I do not know what it would be).

Trying to do my part to keep David alive from when he rides out to the boonies.

ckdake's picture

Those hills do suck but if

Those hills do suck but if people can keep it slow it might be manageable..

DVA's picture

check your gear ratio at the door

or they could be harder the slower we go!!

snot rocket's picture

what if we rocked something

what if we rocked something up the artery like big 5 points -> marietta -> howell mill -> 10th street -> peachtree/spring?

10th street is really easy headed east (its 100% down hill). we'd only have to worry about the front of the mass accelerating ahead. plus 10th street could use some CM exposer. people are alway flying on that street and the road conditions are poor (not too poor for slow bikes).

that intersection: 10th/I75/I85 intersection would be madd nuts!

ben's picture

everybody bring mountain bikes

10th is a little rough.

how about howell mill all the way to collier? take collier back to p'tree.

but 10th is high vis... tradeoff

snot rocket's picture

i don't think 10th would be

i don't think 10th would be a problem if everyone was going like 2-3 mph as CM usually does

v1ct0r's picture

just watch out

for teh papa john's pot holes

whitney's picture

i boycott 10th street

i boycott 10th street as much as possible. i dont even drive on it. fuck that shit for real

Teh Black Hole's picture

For Realz.

10th can eat a bowl of dicks. I propose the 24hr loop, aka the same damn route we always do.

DVA's picture

third

whiee

roger3b's picture

tech

Can someone carve up a route through Tech, maybe from the aquarium to Tech, maybe from Tech and end at Emory - drinks @ parkbench???

Dfunk's picture

park bench is closed, dude.

park bench is closed, dude. Been gone for over a year.

DVA's picture

shit

lets crash some biker unfriendly bar like that place on north and almost peachtree, the old firehouse no 11 that would be sweet, with boom boxes cause their music is super fucking bad as in the opposite of good!

Jeff's picture

I present two routes

for discussion and public ridicule.

CNN/P'tree/Ansley Mall/VA-Highlands/L5Ps--7.5 miles

Downtown/GaTech//VA-Highlands/Emory--7.4 miles

"I'm a little verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves..

Teh Black Hole's picture

Crashing some hoity-toity Emory bar.

Let's end up near Emory... and blast punk rock when we arrive.

Screeching Weasel, yes, yes that will do just fine.

Axe's picture

good looking routes, I like

good looking routes, I like the gist of the cnn/... one.
I like the tech idea, so I say continue down marietta to means st and turn into campus, left on to the road after state st (drawing a blank) past the rec center, right onto fowler, left onto ferst, then a right into tech square and out to peachtree via 6th. any takers?
hope you followed. Im too lazy to make a map.

you're thinking atlanta

and it's closed for construction

Axe's picture

not Atlantic

right onto means st./ left onto ferst/ then either st past the baseball field or right onto atlantic past the COC. then take the smaller hill up techwood up into tech square via 5th and out to peachtree.
Id really like to bomb frat row on a friday night and watch their jaws drop.

snot rocket's picture

"Id really like to bomb frat

"Id really like to bomb frat row on a friday night and watch their jaws drop." Me too!

Jeff's picture

How's this?

v1ct0r's picture

shit yeah!

i've dreamt about this for YEARS! fucking YEARS!!!11

....

oh, you mean just ride through there...

oh.

well, all teh girls ride on teh inside of teh mass, especially when we pass by pike.

snot rocket's picture

hells yeah, i can probably

hells yeah, i can probably help print that shit up if you manipulate it onto a say 5x6 sheet of paper.

also, do we have flyers for this bad boy? do we at least have some generic ones made up that just day "CM this friday woodruff park 6pm"?

roger3b's picture

modifications

can we cut through the centennial park hood via Luckie or centennial drive...marrieta is boring.

snot rocket's picture

"marietta is boring". eat a

"marietta is boring". eat a dick. you know nothing of the west side. look at some of the interesting things you are missing.

-GTFO, the WS

v1ct0r's picture

oh shit....

looks liek we finally have our eastside vs. westside rivalry.

westside til i die...

...or until my lease runs out.

GTFO.

Teh Black Hole's picture

GTFO

Westside till I die. Even after my lease ran out.